in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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