Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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