brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
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I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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