Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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