Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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