The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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