i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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