have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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