I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I think I sprained my soul last night
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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