Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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