ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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