just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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