I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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