Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
