I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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