it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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