ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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