apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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