i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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