That's intense
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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