But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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