That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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