It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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