halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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