That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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