Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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