did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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