Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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