i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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