Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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