i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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