We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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