Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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