She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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