sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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