Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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