How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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