I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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