Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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