dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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