just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
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i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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