and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
