How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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