I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Four minutes until I can fart!
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Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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