Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I just want to make out with him forever
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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