am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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