So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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