I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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