I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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