Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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