I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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