i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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