don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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