Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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