when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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