You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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