I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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